People Think We Make Him Up

Actual conversation with Briggs Moor

Dave: So are you gonna use those McDonalds coupons?

Briggs: Of Course!

Dave: What do you think of those new fish things?

Briggs: They probably are not good, but I have a coupon for a free order.

Dave: So you don't think you'll like them?

Briggs: Nah.

Dave: Then Why would you order them?

Briggs: Well, duh!  I have a coupon.